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Readers Digest 

You know how you remince on those funny stories from your yester years. They are all piled up in your memory, and you always wait for family gathering or dinner parties to share them; Right? Well, now is your chance to share all your telltales with the wonderful readers of Readers Digest. Here's what you need to do:

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